worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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