I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
