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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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