My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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