Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
