Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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