if you like me you must not know who I am
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
this will be a night to untag.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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