this beer tastes like vomit already
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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