I must be too annoying 4 u.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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