It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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