That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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