Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I had to cum in my sink.
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