**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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