loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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