Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
