It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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