I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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