Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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