Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
you never un-have a 4some
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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