I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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