My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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