Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
