What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
two words: eviction party
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
