Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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