like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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