i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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