Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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