I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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