so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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