no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
they need to just BURY HIM!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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