I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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