im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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