also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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