I swear to god he's a one man village people.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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