butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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