STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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