I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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