I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we have officially lost it.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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