The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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