I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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