What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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