Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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