Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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