we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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