I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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