Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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