Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
