well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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