i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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