I'm gonna have a badass scar
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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