This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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